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June 11 2015

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swansaloft:

Swan Queen at the Movies ♛ Where the Heart Is

You may find all your dreams have already come true
Look inside and find the part that’s leading you
That’s the beat of the heart
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stripedpants:

How do you tell your online friend that your a monster with no mouth

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peruviandeepwave:

evnw:

animal-factbook:

Raccoons never got a proper education in science and so they do not understand that some objects such as cotton candy will dissolve in water. 

please put them in school so that they will know

I feel so bad for this baby

i need more femslash aus

lostin-neverland:

  • fake dating my best friend to have someone to vent to on family gatherings. meanwhile pissing off my conservative uncle i never liked anyway and then pretending to date even though noone is around AU
  • my new neighbor is smoking hot and i didn’t even like women until now and she has a garden and plants flowers in her bikini and i am dying inside AU
  • the obligatory coffee shop story in which i buy my hot chocolate with cinnamon whenever i feel bad and the cute barista starts drawing little pictures on my cup to make me smile and it always works so i come on days when i don’t actually feel sad AU
  • excuse you you are sitting on my seat in this lecture and who are you anyway i never saw you before hey wtf are you checking me out? AU
  • body swap with height difference and lots of awkward ensuing clumsyness AU
  • we are the only two girls left after all the partnering-up stuff in this heteronormative dancing lesson so let’s dance together i didn’t like any of the guys anyway AU
  • can i sit with you during this trainride bc the guy over there is giving me the creeps and oh my god are you reading a song of ice and fire? AU
  • you found me drunk and crying in a bathroom bc my ex dumped me and then you brought me to a taxi and insisted to give me your number so you’d know that i got home safe and then we start texting a lot AU
  • we bump into each other in the supermarket every friday and we always buy the same ice cream maybe we should eat some ice cream together AU
  • my mother brought her new partner home and i am slightly pissed off for no reason and then it turns out her partner has a daughter my age and i’ll probably hate her but then we team up to rant about our horribly lovey-dovey parents and it’s delightful bc you are so full of rage AU
  • i went to a museum to get some inspiration to draw and then i saw you staring at one of the paintings in awe so i drew you and then you saw my picture and i am dying of embarassment AU
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Carl talking to Ellie

jae-the-awesome:

higherthanheroes:

coeur-de-coucou:

thedesignateddriver:

spainsassaph:

radioactivegirlscout:

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

Bonus points: one is illegal in your state and it is not the gun

what the fuck is going on down there are you guys okay

no

Bonus round: was the scream after caused by fun or was it them getting shot

Challenge mode: it’s the 4th of July

Special Edition: You live in a bad neighborhood

intense mode: you live in the south

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Laura “tiny gay journalist” Hollis

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smokeandsong:

Even if it doesn’t change while I’m working, maybe it’ll change for the next generation. Which will
still be great, ‘cause I’ll be in the audience watching it, and there will be more stories for women.

Jessica Chastain talks female screen presence on Off Camera with Sam Jones

#I think about this a lot and it makes me so sad #imagine the performances we just never get to experience #those fireworks that great actors can create when they’re feeding off one another #think of how weirdly lonely it would feel to be a woman in film sometimes #’I also want to act with women’ #I wish that wasn’t such a tall fucking order (wizzard890)

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“I never asked you to”
“You never had to.“

Alternatives to Hot Topic

lowtide-hightea:

goofysquid:

REAL TALK: WE ALL NEED TO STOP SHOPPING AT HOT TOPIC

THEY STEAL ART

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THEIR SIZING IS PRETTY RIDICULOUS. 

THEY QUIT SELLING GOTH AND PUNK SHIT ALTOGETHER.

AND THIS LATEST SHIT STORM

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MARKETING ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS. HOW LOVELY.

Hot topic went down the shitter long ago and it’s time to find a new place to get your totally awesome fandom inspired t-shirts and goth gear. Here are some sites where you can get your expressive clothing without feeding into this corporate shit monster of a store. Most if not all of the art on these sites are posted by the original artist. (I’m not sure about the goth stuff, you might have to check, some are brand name though so it should be fine)

FOR FANDOM AND BAND STUFF:

RED BUBBLE: [link]

SHARK ROBOT: [link]

SOCIETY 6: [link]

DESIGN BY HUMANS: [link]

MY SOTI: [link]

TEE PUBLIC: [link]

FOR GOTH STUFF:

GOOD GOTH: [link]

DRAC-IN-THE-BOX: [link]

INFECTIOUS THREADS: [link]

VAMPIRE FREAKS: [link]

LIP SERVICE: [link]

SPOOKY BOUTIQUE: [link]

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THIS LIST!

Angry Young and Poor [link]

Dracula Clothing [link]

Living Dead Clothing [link]

Iron Fist Clothing [link]

Sourpuss Clothing [link]

There’s more, but yeah. 

Man I knew my knowledge of fashion would be useful one day. 

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disgustinganimals:

this is fine

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June 10 2015

jajs replied to your post: photo of the day - girlchild wrote a s…

AWWWWWWWWWWW also is that a poop monster terrorizing an old lady?

it is……… a MOOSE

an anthropomorphic moose, one can only hope, but a moose nonetheless. according to the story, it is scared of thunderstorms but likes swimming.

derbypheasant replied to your post: photo of the day - girlchild wrote a s…

i cannot tell u how many times ive read host dad as hot dad my kink shaming kink lights up prematurely each time

jesus CHRIST, ester, chill ur kink-shaming boner for just a bit, god

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photo of the day - girlchild wrote a story in school and illustrated it. hazard a guess as to what is going on here. i dare you.

today was a little odd. picked up the kids just fine, fed them, and then took them off to the last day of tennis for THE YEAR, which was a huge three-hour party. parking was a NIGHTMARE, but we found a spot and i took them in, and in the five minutes i was away from the car, people started parking in the actual driving lanes in the parking lot, so it took me fifteen freaking minutes and lots of angry gesturing just to get out of the lot. siiiiigh

host dad offered to go pick them up, so i took the time to do my homework and prep dinner. they were supposed to be back around 445ish, but no one came back until SIX. still managed to get homework done by some sort of miracle. girlchild had a little perfectionism breakdown when she missed a question on our practice spelling test because it made her sad and worried when she didn’t get everything completely right, so we talked through that after i waited out her primary tantrum reaction.

and, after a few tears and a good talk and a joke from me about how bad i am at french to cheer her up, i went to go get the next part of her homework and came back to find her writing “i love you bay baely bailey” in her spelling notebook awwwwww

boychild was less grumpy than usual about spelling practice, and when girlchild woke up while their parents were out on a date she went back to sleep pretty easily after we talked about bugs for a bit.

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