grevling's soup

edge-of-bizarre:

• “hey you’re in that one show?” Actor au
• “your dog is fine, but here’s my number anyway” veterinarian au
• Teacher au where all their students ship it
• “I live next door and I heard screaming so I came over thinking someone was getting murdered and now we’re both trying to get the spider out of your apartment” au
• “you live in the apartment above me and everyday I can hear you singing in the shower but you’re really good and it makes my day” au
• “I caught the garter and you caught the bouquet” au
• “it’s 3 am and you’re the only person in the bar that knew all the lyrics to my favorite song and now we’re doing bad karaoke” au
• “I opened my car door right as you rode your bike by and I am so sorry” au
• “hey can I draw you?” au
• “your music is really loud but oh my god this is my jam” au
• “we’re both camping out in front of a store to get the newest movie/videogame/whatever” au
• “I keep calling the IT center because you seem really cute” au
• “I saw you break that thing by accident but your secret is safe with me” au
• “I accidentally broke this and now we’re both trying to fix it” au
• “We’re at comic-con and how the hell is your costume so good???” au
• “you saw me trying to get my couch up the stairs by myself and were nice enough to help” au
• “I got in a fight and you took me to the ER but you should see the other guy” au
• “you tripped and I caught you but now it looks like I’m dipping you, how did this even-“ au
• “you always bring food to lectures and share it with me because you don’t want to be the only person eating” college au
• “you’re good at this subject, I’m not, I’m good at this subject, you’re not, lets be study buddies” college au
• “I have a paper due tomorrow and it’s three am, I need all your coffee cause I ran out” college au
• “my super important papers are in my backpack so I need to commandeer your umbrella please and thank you” college au
• “you have a pet in your dorm and I have to help you hide it from the RA” college au
• “It’s 2 am and we’re both doing laundry and I can see you checking out my hello kitty pajamas” college au
• “No, I was not just drawing porn, don’t look at me” au