“your dog is fine, but here’s my number anyway” veterinarian
au
Teacher au where all their students ship it
“I live next door and I heard screaming so I came over
thinking someone was getting murdered and now we’re both trying to get the spider out of your apartment” au
“you live in the apartment above me and everyday I can hear you singing in the shower but you’re really good and it makes my day” au
“I caught the garter and you caught the bouquet” au
“it’s 3 am and you’re the only person in the bar that knew
all the lyrics to my favorite song and now we’re doing bad karaoke” au
“I opened my car door right as you rode your bike by and I am so sorry” au
“hey can I draw you?” au
“your music is really loud but oh my god this is my jam” au
“we’re both camping out in front of a store to get the newest movie/videogame/whatever” au
“I keep calling the IT center because you seem really cute” au
“I saw you break that thing by accident but your secret is safe with me” au
“I accidentally broke this and now we’re both trying to fix it” au
“We’re at comic-con and how the hell is your costume so good???” au
“you saw me trying to get my couch up the stairs by myself and were nice enough to help” au
“I got in a fight and you took me to the ER but you should see the other guy” au
“you tripped and I caught
you but now it looks like I’m dipping you, how did this even-“ au
“you always bring food to lectures and share it with me because you don’t want to be the only person eating” college au
“you’re good at this subject, I’m not, I’m good at this subject, you’re not, lets be study buddies” college au
“I have a paper due tomorrow and it’s three am, I need all your coffee cause I ran out” college au
“my super important papers are in my backpack so I need to commandeer your umbrella please and thank you” college au
“you have a pet in your dorm and I have to help you hide it
from the RA” college au
“It’s 2 am and we’re both doing laundry and I can see you checking out my hello kitty pajamas” college au
“No, I was not just drawing porn, don’t look at me” au